So all of these Congressional and Presidential primaries have got me thinking: Who are the hottest women in the United States' Congress. The following are the top ten:
10. Barbara Boxer: Senator California/ AKA- The Silver Fox
I know some dudes aren't into older women, but Boxer is undeniably sexy with a gorgeous mane of grey hair. She may be the junior Senator from New York, but she's the senior Senator of American hotness.
9. Gabrielle Giffords: Representative 8th District Arizona/ aka the Desert Rose
She's hot, and she's married to an astronaut. You're living the dream astronaut who's married to Gabrielle Giffords.
8. Yvette Clarke: Representative 11th District New York/ AKA Sassmonster
Well, she's cute as a button isn't she? There's something about the smile that says "There is no one on Capital Hill sassier than I."
7. Mary Landrieu: Senator Louisiana/ AKA Southern Sexpot
The Landrieus are political royalty down in Louisiana and this Bayou Beauty is the princess of the family.
6. Mary Bono Mack: Representative 45th District California: AKA the Black Widow
The first and only Republican to make the list, Sonny Bono's widow makes up for her party's lack of hotties with hotness that oozes out of every pore.
5. Stephanie Herseth Sandlin: Representative At-Large South Dakota/ aka Mt. Hotmore
Whoever said nothing good ever came out of South Dakota has CLEARLY never seen a picture of Stephanie Herset Sandlin, the Smokin' South Dakotan.
4. Hilda Solis: Representative 32nd District California/ aka West Coast Wildwoman
Why do so many hot congresswomen come from California? I don't know but someone should call Hilda Solis up and ask her.
3. Debbie Wasserman Schultz: Representative 20th District Florida/ aka Secretly a Babe
You may be asking yourself how somebody like Debbie Wasserman Schultz ends up on a Congressional hottest hotties list. Well, here's the thing: Debbie is secretly hot. Sure she looks awkward, but you just know that right before Congressional prom, she's going to get a makeover, and show up all sexed up.
2. Betty McCollum: Representative 4th District Minnesota/ HMILF- Hockey mom I'd like to...
Betty McCollum is hot for a different reason than every other lady on this list. Why? She's the sweet girl you get married to once you find out she's both sane, and great in the sack. Sure, you date Mary Bono, or Barbara Boxer, but in the end, it's Betty McCollum you settle down with- and trust me, you'll be happy you did.
1. Loretta Sanchez: Representative 47th District California/ AKA the hottest Rep around
Holy babe explosion! The hair! The eyes! The Bod! Loretta Sanchez has it all! I think we've found a winner ladies and gentleman, and she is Loretta Sanchez- the hottest hottie in the 110th!
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